a snake escaping from the room it’s meant to stay in
i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground
i thought it was going to be a cute tiny snake sliding out of the keyhole and then THIS BIG FUCKING THING SLAMS ONTO THE GROUND I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS
OH GOD MY SIDES HURT.
That snake has to be murdered. It will teach all the other snakes how to open doors and then they’ll eat us all
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
I have been in a weird mood all day, and a few hours ago I discovered why.
There was a housefire last night not too far from me. I was horrified to discover that it was the home of a girl who went to my school. Her mother and one of her sisters died in the blaze.
We weren’t particularly close but I knew all of her sisters. I’m in shock. The poor, poor family.