So my flat has been without power for a couple of hours. The electric company people said it won’t be restored until at least 1am. Consequently, all of my flatmates have gone to their partners for the night. I’ve been home alone for an hour with only a few tea lights and enough phone battery to last the morning to wake me up.
I have never felt more tragic or alone than now.
So one of my housemates is using a hair dryer.
It is midnight.
Nobody has had a shower this evening.
WHAT IS GOING ON.
Nothing irks me more when girls take far too many selfies on social media. There is nothing wrong with the odd selfie but when you genuinely look like a dried out carp in every goddamn picture, stop.
trying to hide my boner in class like
WHO SHOULDN’T BE RIDING THEIR BIKE NOW, ASSHOLE.